Sloth: a funny looking animal with a long neck that sleeps all day. The other night while I was watching Ice Age (which stars... a sloth. Go figure?) it reminded me how much Bear reminds me of one. I am pretty sure his grandma somewhere down the family tree was a sloth.
Case in point- Look at this picture. He is looking incredibly sloth-like there. On a different note, I think it is funny people think that I green screen my bedroom - this is the same bedroom with a sloth on the bed and a different comforter. That is some seriously good green screening powers!
So basically, I have come to the conclusion that bear is 50% sloth, 25% lightning bug, 20% mountain lion and 5% cat. The lightning bug (called a firefly if you aren't from the deep south) part comes from his love of my lampshade. He likes to be close to the light, ya know? It's only natural, being part lightning bug. 
Hmmm... now that I'm thinking about it... maybe he is part ostrich? They like to stick their heads in holes (the whole, if I can't see you, you can't see me theory), and he likes to stick his head in lampshades...
I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I still use the ostrich theory. If I get scared at night it makes me feel a LOT better if I duck under the covers. Then whatever scary monster is there won't be able to find me.
Hahahaha I kid you guys. Maybe he is just a normal cat, but I like to think he is special ;)
'-Elle Fowler
27 comments on "Bear: Part Sloth, Part Lightning Bug"
lol! that just made my day :) love you and your videos soooooo much! i am hoping to get the clarasonic after watching your review on it :) bear is so cute! is he cuddly?
This post definitely just made my day!!
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where did you get that lamp? I LOVE it and it would go great with my room! btw, i love me some bear!
I LOVE the Homeward Bound theme song...that movie is great! :) As for the monsters theory...I still run and leap into my bed when the lights are off so none of the monsters that might be under it can grab at my feet...it'd just be stupid to stand by the edge willy-nilly!
Is that really his full name?
Awh, Bear is a cutie, what kind of cat is he? a fluffy Siamese?
Love your videos, bear is quite the character. ;]
Bear is such a great name!
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PLEASE DO A YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH BEAR OR A VLOG!!!!
hey elle! when you gonna do a room tour at your house - the one you're renting with your friends?
OMG ELLE! that blog post had me in STITCHES! i think my sides split from laughing so hard!!! you are SOOO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY! not
Elle bear is SO CUTE!! i have two puppy's one is almost as fluffy as bear lol....
xxx
Thanks for making me smile today!
OKAY =) i totally agree. my favorite part is 5% cat. haha, honestly where do you come up wth these things. xoxo
lol !! =)
xo mw
HAHAHAHHAHAAA! Bear's resume cracked me up!!! So funny! Especially the Sassy in Homeward Bound part. I love your blogs!!
I laughed so hard when I saw the title of this post, because I had just gone to a comedy show where they talked about this made-up creature called the "Sloth-Bear". Then I saw in the title it said Bear: Sloth and it was hilarious. Anyway, I don't have a cat, but my dog climbs trees, chases mice, and stretches like a cat. So I think that comes pretty close, no?
Aww he is SO adorable.
And I was born and raised in North East Ohio and we call them Lightning Bugs too(:
Aww he is soo cute!
And I was born and raised in North East Ohio and we call them lightning bugs too(:
Ahah that is too cute! I wish my dog was active like bear. She just sits at one spot all day ):
He is absolutely adorable :)
Mari
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haha bear is well on his way to becoming an internet celeb! x
Love the Bear resume! Hilarious!
I say Lightning bug and I'm from Pa (Around the Philadelphia area) I didn't know that how you call them in the south too. :)
whats so funny is that i just finished watching homeward bound:)
im a huge dog person but, i loveeeee bear cat!
if i were to ever get a cat it would be one just like him!
he's adorable<3
Bear is Jinx? :O
OMG I adored him in Meet the Fockers!!! He was the best part of the movie!
I tried to train my cat afterwards, they're the same breed.
Could you have him say hi to me? :D
His resume is impressive Elle. That's one mighty fine cat you got there! :D
Was Bear really in Homeward Bound? That's impressive! =)
when I'll moove in with my boyfriend we'll get a cat coz I want one for ever! (I currently have dogs in the house so I cant bring here a cat..) and I'd really want him to be my ring bearer like Jinx ! lol =)
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